Washington DC
We rode a Greyhound bus from Philly to DC four days ago. The cities are right next to each other on the map but it took the better part of a day to get from one to the other, the USA is that big. The bus driver used phrases like “You are no Longer in my Jurisdiction” and “All Passengers must Personalize all phone conversations”. Bit of a laugh.
Our accommodation in Washington DC was hip and trendy and in a good location, but hot water was intermittent and I’m sure our room had a racoon rotting away in the floorboards. At least it gave us somewhere to shelter form the -5 air whirling around outside.
Our goal was to find the Whitehouse and see if we could muscle in on a guided tour of it. We spotted the big house on the hill easily enough in the distance but getting up close to it took another hour. A wild goose chase led us in and out of many security blocks that are part of the preparations for this weekends “Lighting of the Christmas Tree” celebration. Despite circumnavigating the Whitehouse, and a bit of sweet-talking with staff in the visitor centre, we never managed to get that tour inside. So with our teeth chattering we headed down dale and up hill towards the Washington monument which is the trademark obelisk at the end of the long reflection pool. On this journey the massive helicopter that had been sitting on the front lawn of the White House started up and flew up over head, directly above us and the obelisk and it was joined by another chopper above us, both with missiles on the sides and just over our heads! That was the President heading off to a meeting, and Louise is afraid that they will now be tracking our movements because I was waving madly and taking photos. I’m sure he saw us, we were the only people outdoors at that time of the day and in that weather in Washington DC.
I thought Capitol City would be a slick, busy and organised city. When we got off our bus and were walking the blocks towards our hostel a guy stopped his bike to check we knew our way. Never wanting to show a weakness I lied and said of course we’re not lost. He said “that’s good, because you don’t want to be in this area too long” and rode off. What was that supposed to mean?? We had read that this city beats New York to have the most crime, but it is hard to believe. The whole place is half asleep! There’s not a lot going on anywhere. During our visit we found it difficult to find somewhere cosy to pop into for a rest. All tourists are either looking at the statues dotted around the show, taking photos of the White House, walking up the empty Mall between Capitol Hill and the Monument or in the museums.
We got security checked EVERYWHERE. To enter a building that has posters up of the White House history and three staff you get padded down. I don’t know what you would do with a weapon in there if you did have one. We even went through a thorough security check on the way into a post office! And there are food courts and tourist shopping centres that you can’t get into without going through security checks.
Luckily we had saved our museum visits for Washington DC because there is not much else to do in this city. It is great that they are all free but in general I wouldn’t rush there to visit them. The brand new Native American museum was really good and we loved the authentic food on offer there. Our main museum goal was the Holocaust Museum, which was really well done. Unfortunately it was so effective that Louise got a bit over-whelmed at the beginning so we couldn’t spend long in there. We visited the Natural History and Air & Space Museums too, but their coolness is stuck in 1985 and not much has progressed since. After museuming in London and Washington DC, I would say that Wellington’s Te Papa does as good a job as any, if not better.
Highlights from this trip: A bright Chocolate and Wine shop, the Thai restaurant called Thaitanic (located under the sushi bar called Tsunami), a good selection of beers, interesting boarders at the DC Lofty Inn, and seeing the White House chopper. We also stalked a live racoon, which a local told us to be careful of because you never see them here and “you don’t know what he might do”. That’s three wild racoons including the other two we saw in New York (and a local also said she was scared to see them). 4 if you include the funky smell in our hostel room.
Louise has seen it differently to me, and I think enjoyed it more than me, so don’t take my word for it. Maybe I should not have been designated to write the Washington DC blog. Now we are sitting in Chicago en-route to the balmy West Coast. We are happy to hear that people in California are just as helpful and friendly, because we are used to everyone we meet being our friend now. Chicago has the sort of Arctic conditions that would cripple London, and our flight to San Francisco is majorly delayed due to Fog over there. So who knows how long we will sit here in this airport…
Ben.



















